Love them for who they are. Forgive them for who they are not.
Never take advice from someone who is not doing better than you
Grandpa Selking (Chris’ Grandpa)
You could never do anything to make me quit loving you. Always tell me the truth.
Mom…we’re so lucky we have Willow. Without her our lives would be so BORING!
Krystiana-age 7. I had just come in the kitchen to see Tiana shoving her little sister with Autism back through the window she had just crawled out of.
Mom Schiffli: Landon you need to clean up these toys. Otherwise Santa won’t come.
Landon: That’s okay Grandma. I already have too many toys.
Mom Schiffli: Speechless…
This happened at Wal-Mart. It’s the plain truth….
Alex: “Mom! Look! It’s a real live Ninja! Mom! LOOK! ITS A REAL LIVE NINJA!!!!!!!!
Me (trying not to laugh and my face red with embarrassment) : Alex. That’s a woman in a burka. Women wear that in other countries…
Woman in burka runs out of the produce section and looks at me and my son like we are crazy.
You can’t talk to me like that! You’re not even from around here!
I can’t win for losing!
Pretty is as pretty does.
That sorry outfit! (I love that)
God did not give me this metabolism to eat healthy.
Chris. In response to my brother, sister, and I asking what he was ordering. He ordered a cheeseburger. I got salad. He makes me sick.